My loyal public, hear me now. I regret to inform you that you are all not totally cooler than me. I know what you may think. "How could this possibly be?" Yes, it's true, I did the math, it adds up. IT JUST DOES. Considering I have yet to reach into the ranks of the greats, such as my animation idols, Egoraptor and Almighty Hans, you smallish peasants have a further journey than that of my own. It's a sad tale of woe. Worry not, I'm here for you guys. Just tell me if you need shit. I have my public covered, as well as my privates. That was just a small lick of my comedic ice pop. I love you all!