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Posted by Schmeego - August 23rd, 2011


I've recently gotten into the idea of pixel images and will probably be making some of them. Just a "Heads Up" to anyone that cares. :D


Posted by Schmeego - August 21st, 2011


Hey, hi.


Posted by Schmeego - July 22nd, 2011


I made one of those tumblr kajiggers. Feel free to follow me, you're glorious king, into the battle of the interweb sector known as TUMBLR!

jordantaylordavis.tumblr.com


Posted by Schmeego - May 17th, 2011


I'm all alone. Like Tim Curry in the Broadway production of "Spamalot."


Posted by Schmeego - January 4th, 2011


I've decided to upload a song by my band. It'll be up as soon as the audio broskies approve of it. I really hope you all enjoy it and not be assholes. But I trust you all. Don't disappoint me.


Posted by Schmeego - December 6th, 2010


I'd like you all to know that I am not dead! I just don't currently do shit. I'm thinking of recording some music to throw on this bitch. If I do, it won't be for a while. You see, my friends, I am a lazy douche bag and I don't commonly get around to doing stuff. But I love you. If you love me, your glorious leader and master, please give me some insight on stuff! :D


Posted by Schmeego - October 11th, 2010


Sorry, public. But the scanner I got doesn't exactly.....work. It's more of a.....how can I put this? A PEICE OF FRAKING SHAT! It doesn't do anything. It's like a cat, but made of useless shit. It's also queer and it's mother is a hooker. SO! For the time being, I have nothing to present you. Goodbye, and watch out for street corners. WISH ME LUCK!


Posted by Schmeego - September 1st, 2010


One of my broskies has a scanner that he is TOTALLY gonna give me. This means, whenever I do something cool, I can share it with the good people of Newgrounds. I thought you'd all be happy to know.


Posted by Schmeego - August 25th, 2010


As you may know, I still have yet to do shit. I'm thinking of submitting some art. YES LOYAL PUBLIC, I ACTUALLY HAVE A SKILL. I KNOW, RIGHT? Fer honest, I think I'll put something up soon. Just keep the faith. I love all of you. Equally. A lot. The statement stands.


Posted by Schmeego - August 18th, 2010


I have chosen to take a class on FRENCH! That's right, bitches, FRENCH! Considering how freakin' cool French is, I will probably use it if I ever do anything. Just today, I learned the French Alphabet. It's very similarish the the language of English. Cept some of the letter's are pronounced all funny like. My favorite of which being "w". Which is pronounced like DOOBLEVA. I just thought I'd let you all in on this. Till next time, Au Revoir!